What Up Clay

A little Labor day weekend shout-out to our boy on the west coast repping the 360.

Pick and Confucius say
"Stay white, die young!"

Even Rocky had a Montage

...one of the easiest questions posed to me in recent memory.

Did you miss me?

In the words of Randy Quaid in Independence Day, "Hello Boys, I'm BaaaaAaaack!!"

Sorry about the absence, it really sucks trying to have a job and a life some days.

Popular theories conjured by blog readers while I was gone

1) I died - No I have not yet started my first season of College Football wagering , but a fatal heart attack could be in my near future, unless the Hedgerly's help out.

2) I was kidnapped - This was also not likely, as everyone knows how well I handle myself while drunk, ok that's not a good example. How about... I am not worth all that much money.

3) I pulled a U-turn on I-70 and was not stopped until the spike strips came out. I was then maced after a failed taser attempt on my kevlar. Confiscated were my hand guns and semi-auto rifle - That wasn't me, that was the Maurice Clarett. Remember when he made Sean Taylor his bitch. When he was mentioned in the same sentence as heisman. Although I did have my guns taken, they have been returned. How's all that working out for everybody?

No, no, good friends, I was gone because I have been busy.

But now I'm back...Because I missed the dialogue and because where else can I spit fire on a daily basis? I hope you all welcome me back with open arms. I'll be reading your blogs, responding to your comments, and doing whatever else it is that I usually do.

Without further ado I would like to ease back into my blogging with a video from a friend Evan Hughes. This is the excitement he was missing with out his Squirrel Soup.

...I guess if they let Matusow play

The Legendary

I am not a religious person. I haven't bought into the One God theory, I don't pray on a regular basis, and I find the whole concept of spirituality hard to apply to my life. With this said I find that there are times when a supernatural force smacks me in the face and puts me in the best mood. These instances commonly occur when I meet a gorgeous woman, have sex with said woman, watch Entourage, eat sushi and/or attend a hip-hop concert. So this coming Thursday I will again see the light.

Yes I will be rocking out at The Roots concert in 4 days. Far and away my favorite rap group, The Roots have a unique sound stemming from the two main members meeting in highschool. ?uestlove's background of being a jazz drummer, and the high energy and rebellion of Blackthought found their own sound and have been revolutionizing hip hop since. There are a couple reasons why I love The Roots. First is their label (OK PLAYER), the other artists signed there seem to be down to earth and having fun while they perform, and often collaborate with one another on several songs. This is not like other artists who listen to advisors and labels on who to collaborate with depending on who's hot at a certain time, and recording pure crap.

On the pants rating scale.....The roots are completely pantless. One of the most important commodities in hip-hop is personality. It's a part of what makes Jay-Z more celebrated than NAS,Kanye bigger than Ma$e, and Lil' Wayne more employed than whoever the fuck Young Turk is. Every person in The Roots has his or her own personality and style that they bring to the stage, for me this raises them above the rest.

This will be my fourth roots concert and I am in euphoria thinking about hearing new songs from their upcoming CD "Game Theory".


Couple of my favorite Roots songs-
Sacrifice
Guns Are Drawn
Lazy Afternoon
Don't Feel Right
Hurricane
Complexity
Break You Off
Pussy Galore

Proof Positive

alot of mother fuckers think "The Hills" is real just wanted to test the waters J money wades through.

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Must not be that easy?

Va Azzurri

Just one hour before kick off of the World Cup Finals. I'm all in for the Italians today. Fuck being able to speak french. It's only gotten me laid once and she was "un poisson mort au lit"(a dead fish in bed). Hopefully Claborn has his womans France flag because I will be waving my Italia. Don't get me wrong Zidane, Henry, and Ribery have been amazing to watch lately and I'm a little worried for the outcome As soon as the game is finished savings starts for my 2010 South Africa trip.

Go ITALIA!!